And a spokesman for the college says, “It’s in our DNA”??? (Last sentence)

Bryan College now says Adam and Eve “are historical persons created by God in a special formative act, and not from previously existing life-forms.”

Huh?

Bryan College is named for William Jennings Bryan, who defended Tennessee in the Scopes Trial.

And on the 2,167,393rd day*, God created Bryan College….
[1930-(-4004)]*365.25 (± 365.25)