Now here’s a new twist on Paradise!
Women will have a partner (though perhaps a former slave) who will be young and perpetually sexually ready. The article claims that “Al-Salman continued: “The Prophet Muhammad said: ‘The dwellers of Paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends.’” though, since this site has many articles of very dubious reliability, I won’t search for the quote.
Church of JC Capitalist
Buy your real estate in heaven! Assure yourself of a good neighborhood! (There may be red-lining in heaven.) http://bizstandardnews.com/2015/08/20/jim-bakker-urging-followers-to-buy-real-estate-in-heaven/
A fellow parishioner killed a man after a fight over a seat at a Pennsylvania church, as gunfire erupted in the sanctuary on Sunday.