Not everyone who speaks for God, seems to have communicated with God
Now here’s a new twist on Paradise!
Women will have a partner (though perhaps a former slave) who will be young and perpetually sexually ready. The article claims that “Al-Salman continued: “The Prophet Muhammad said: ‘The dwellers of Paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends.’” though, since this site has many articles of very dubious reliability, I won’t search for the quote.
Church of JC Capitalist
John Cleese
Buy your real estate in heaven! Assure yourself of a good neighborhood! (There may be red-lining in heaven.) http://bizstandardnews.com/2015/08/20/jim-bakker-urging-followers-to-buy-real-estate-in-heaven/
Christians also vandalize pre-Christian sites. (Pre-Christian in the geological, not chronological sense)
A fellow parishioner killed a man after a fight over a seat at a Pennsylvania church, as gunfire erupted in the sanctuary on Sunday.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/churchgoer-killed-fight-seat-sunday-service-article-1.2618098
Pastor took selfies in heaven but unfortunately his phone was stolen.
Sayings of the Preachers 