Our humble preachers (continued)

CNN: Minister Creflo Dollar asks for $60 million in donations for a new jet
Creflo Dollar is hoping folks will see fit to bless him. The Atlanta-area minister is seeking donations for “our goal to purchase the G650 airplane.”


Some things that prayer doesn’t accomplish

It doesn’t cool down hot fajita trays.

It doesn’t change the minds of judges.

(The gentleman described apparently burned his face when he tried to say a blessing before tackling a fajita. He sued, but the judge considered it to be “an obvious danger”.)

Judge tosses out Applebee’s face-burning fajitas lawsuit